Getting Laid In College

How do I meet girls in college?

 

Exactly what do you want to get out of your college experience?

 

Getting laid in college each semester is a constructive goal that will enhance your campus experience and give you a whole new viewpoint on Life. You can get laid in college. You can meet college girls and date them.

I mean...getting laid on campus is certainly a much brighter goal than learning your instructor's office hours or how to effectively use your meal plan card, isn't it?

Trust us. Re-focus. Getting ready for college has just taken on a completely different meaning. You are paying top-dollar to become more well-rounded by receiving a quality education. Make that your mantra.

Get Ready for College

Think about your campus. You've got a target-rich environment (ROTC talk for "There is nookie all around me at this place"), plenty of motivation, and the freedom to do just about anything you want...so what's the problem? How come you don't have a wallet full of phone numbers and three Tri-Delts following you around?

We think there are three reasons for this: (1) Getting laid is surrounded by more lies than a fishing trip with your Uncle Charlie, (2) Most guys don't understand that chicks take studying, just like the classes you attend everyday, and (3) there is not much reliable information available about approaching good-looking women.

Getting Laid On Campus

We understand chick psychology...well at least we think we do...because we've had to learn the hard way. We've been shutdown, iced, dissed, stood up, blown off...you name it. We've been down as far as cricket poop, but we battled back because we knew there was a better way.

What we bring to you are several proven strategies for elevating both your attraction skills and your social standing. A college campus is the perfect place to refine approaches you are going to use for the next 50 years of chasing chicks. You'll be surprised how quickly you find yourself moving up the Dean's List of quality nookie.

You can get laid in college.

 

How do we get from here...to there???

Let us give you a couple of easy tips to think about the rest of the day. Listening to the guys in your dorm or a bunch of all-talk, no-action Frat boys will get you nowhere. Keep your own counsel, study women like you would a required Social Science course, and always have courage.

1. Don't be a douche bag - Chicks are people, too. It is great to be cocky and funny around them, but not sarcastic or negative. Respect her feelings and talk as positive as you can on all subjects (No putting down professors, other guys in class, or strange people on campus. Leave that for the jerks using three pounds of mousse and dressing like a member of a boy-band.) Be the guy who quietly looks at Life with the anticipation of future positive experiences.

2. Listen to her and validate her perspective and feelings - Most guys are so caught up with discussing their self-perceived strengths, bragging about some diddly accomplishment, or looking to get attention by acting like a donkey that they blow it completely. I'm not saying be some weenie Nice Guy ...but you can certainly do everything in your power to quietly project being a Good Guy. The best way to do this is to listen to her and give her short, supportive validation on her insights. DO NOT TALK FOR LONG. Just give her enough positive feedback that will keep her talking and enhance your image in her mind.

3. Know who you are - You don't need to come across as a tough guy...or a guy with lots of anger issues to impress college girls. You don't need to be opinionated or fixated on one subject. (Chicks are easily turned off by guys who are TOO political...TOO religious...TOO into drinking...TOO into your iPod...TOO into working out....TOO anything.) They admire guys who have a quiet, positive, balanced approach to Life. They admire a guy with strong ambition who can keep his mouth shut.

4. Be current and confident without being an ass - This pretty much goes with #3. Quiet confidence must be mastered. It is something you need to work on everyday. Learn all you can about everything you can. Be observant. Read. Listen to others respectfully.

5. Be a physical man - Chicks admire a guy who looks lean, tight, and athletic. You don't have to look like a bodybuilder, but you need to look good with your shirt off. If you've got some flab, get a grip on your eating habits and start making better food choices. Do something active each day...either lifting weights or doing some kind of cardio for 30-40 minutes. You don't have to draw attention to yourself, Just Do It.

 

How is it that some guys know exactly what to say?

All right, here we go...

Number one, getting laid in college is affected greatly by your approach to a good-looking girl. They normally decide, in the first 30 - 90 seconds if they are curious about what it would be like in bed with you...or if they want you for their new "male girlfriend".

Fortunately, our friend, John Alexander has written the best downloadable eBook we have read on meeting and approaching women. His system How To Become An Alpha Male has helped thousands of guys in the past 10 years. You'll learn exactly what to say, when to say it, and how to make it your own.

Stop being the guy who wonders what women want...and start being the guy who knows what they need. Let the other guys on campus blunder through their approach. Getting laid in college all hinges on a woman's perception of you. Remember...You NEVER get a 2nd chance to make a first impression.

It doesn't matter if the girl you are interested in is a new freshman, or a senior looking toward graduation. All of them want a guy in their life who is confident, can make them laugh, and has the skills to talk with them about subjects on their mind.

Why shouldn't that guy be you?

If you do not approach a woman, you're chances are about 100% that you will NOT sleep with her! (Hey, we did pass math with a "D" our sophomore years.) As far as we know, there is only one other solid resource that has been written for this, the most important piece of the puzzle...an outstanding book by Neil Strauss called The Rules of the Game. Trust us, this will be one of the most interesting and beneficial books you'll ever read in college.

Wanting to get laid in college is a worthwhile goal. Sure, there's a learning curve and you'll make some bonehead mistakes, but you've got four years to get it right, so make the study of getting women into bed just as important as the required classes for your major.

 

 

Table of Contents

The Tao of BadAss - Videos and a great eBook to help you discover how chicks think when it comes sex and relationships.

Learn the Best Ways To Build Muscle. You're not going to get laid in college if you don't look like somebody she'd like to go to bed with. Use these years to build a body women find appealing.

Getting Rid Of Belly Fat is vital if you are overweight or have love handles. You can do it. College is the best time to develop good nutritional and workout habits.

The Tao Of Steve - Learn three easy strategies to help you gain the upperhand with college chicks.

The Freshman 15 - Do you want to get fat in college...or get laid in college?

Male belly fat - Soft-looking men are a turn-off to chicks. Lose love handles, lose the beer belly. Don't sabotage getting laid in college.

Lose Love Handles - There is no room for flabby, sloppy love handles if your are serious about getting laid in college.

How to Meet College Girls - Getting laid in college is directly related to your expressive skills.

The Lean Hollywood Look - Getting laid in college means you look lean, athletic, and full of enough testosterone to last all night.

How Do I Get Laid? - Getting laid in college is directly related to you becoming the best man you can be.

Naked TV News - Get all of the news, everyday, from fully nude female anchors. Getting current events, with full-frontal nudity, sure beats CNN.

Beer Belly Fat - Get rid of it now before it sabotages your goal of getting laid on campus.

Eating Healthy in College - The university cafeteria can be a minefield for puting on male belly fat. Strategies for making good food choices.

Getting Ready for College - Our own College Prep 101 Checklist for you

Freshmen Get Laid - Yes, freshmen can get laid in college, but it takes some work to establish an identity on campus.

 

 

 

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Getting Laid In College